Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Eggheads at Work


A group of scientists and congressman Dana Rohrbacher, whom I once respected, say that the earth is in danger.

What is the impending peril? Is global warming the culprit? No, it would appear we are unprepared for an asteroid strike.

According to Rohrbacher, our parsimonious and tight fisted congress is going to cut funding for the Arecibo, Puerto Rico, radio telescope, which searches for near-Earth objects. Looks like Professor Frink might be out of job. HOYVIN-GLAYVIN!

But even if we knew an asteroid was going to hit, what could be done? Well apparently options include using nukes, sending Bruce Willis or Robert Duvall to take care of matters, or calling on Green Lantern to save the day.

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