Sunday, January 07, 2007

Better Get Ready to Duck and Cover

The Israelis are making contingency plans to bomb Iran if they can't con us into doing it for them:

ISRAEL has drawn up secret plans to destroy Iran’s uranium enrichment facilities with tactical nuclear weapons.

Two Israeli air force squadrons are training to blow up an Iranian facility using low-yield nuclear "bunker-busters", according to several Israeli military sources.

"As soon as the green light is given, it will be one mission, one strike and the Iranian nuclear project will be demolished," said one of the sources.

Before resorting to take matters into their own hands, however, look for a vast propaganda drive by The Lobby to create a "bipartisan consensus" that action has to be taken to prevent a nuclear Iran. Brigadier General Oded Tira has already issued the marching orders: "President Bush lacks the political power to attack Iran. As an American strike in Iran is essential for our existence, we must help him pave the way by lobbying the Democratic Party (which is conducting itself foolishly) and US newspaper editors. We need to do this in order to turn the Iranian issue to a bipartisan one and unrelated to the Iraq failure."

It looks like the new minority leader, Steny Hoyer, is already on board.

Fifty percent of Americans think a link existed between Saddam and al-Qaeda. I guess you can fool half the people all the time.


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